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💩 SHIT Pick Parlay – Updated: April 5, 2025
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🔐 Cost: 10 $SHIT Coins
🧾 If the parlay loses, 9 SHIT Coins will be refunded (-1 for gas fees).
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🔐 Cost: 10 $SHIT Coins
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✅ SHIT Pick Parlay of the Day:
⚾ Leg 1: Houston Astros ML (+105) vs. Minnesota Twins
🔍 Why:
• Astros’ Arrighetti looked strong in debut, while Ober got shelled.
• Twins lineup weakened by injuries.
• Excellent value at plus money.
⚾ Leg 2: Atlanta Braves ML (-150) vs. Miami Marlins
🔍 Why This Keeps Me Alive:
• Braves are 5-1 with +18 run diff; Marlins leaking runs.
• Spencer Strider starting — elite strikeout arm.
• Trevor Rogers (MIA) vulnerable; ATL dominates at home.
• Line steamed from -135 to -150 — early sharp action.
• Braves 12-3 in last 15 at home vs. Miami.
🔮 Final Score Prediction: Braves 7 – Marlins 2
🧠 Confidence Level: 10/10 — This is the survival code.
⚾ Leg 1: Houston Astros ML (+105) vs. Minnesota Twins
🔍 Why:
• Astros’ Arrighetti looked strong in debut, while Ober got shelled.
• Twins lineup weakened by injuries.
• Excellent value at plus money.
⚾ Leg 2: Atlanta Braves ML (-150) vs. Miami Marlins
🔍 Why This Keeps Me Alive:
• Braves are 5-1 with +18 run diff; Marlins leaking runs.
• Spencer Strider starting — elite strikeout arm.
• Trevor Rogers (MIA) vulnerable; ATL dominates at home.
• Line steamed from -135 to -150 — early sharp action.
• Braves 12-3 in last 15 at home vs. Miami.
🔮 Final Score Prediction: Braves 7 – Marlins 2
🧠 Confidence Level: 10/10 — This is the survival code.
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